The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I'd like to lose another fifteen pounds first."
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick.Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson?Me: You ask nicely.
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia? A clitortise
Are you the Center Of Disease Control? Cuz theres nothing flat about your curves.(seriously we have a real problem this virus is getting worse)
Girls, if a guy remembers your birthday, saves your pictures knows what you enjoy and understands your family and friends, This guy is not your man. This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I bet Santa spends a lot of time at strip clubs He loves them ho ho ho’s
A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber "What are you doing?" he shouts, "I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"
A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook!She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'