The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."
I suggested to my missus that I was her birthday present. She said she hoped I kept the receipt.
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her. "I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you.""Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."
How to control population ? Google: Use a CondomBing: \*Cocks Gun\*
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
A married couple is sitting at the kitchen table The woman asks her husband: "Tell me, what did you think when you first saw me?" The man replies: "I thought - damn, I would like to suck her tits dry and fuck her brains out."The woman blushes and asks: "What do you think now?"The man says: "I think, I did a pretty good job with that."
Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they? I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.