The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread... I’m a gluten for punishment.

I told my son I was named after Albert Einstein "But your name is Brian", he said."Yeah, I know - and I was named *after* Albert Einstein", you little prick.

Boxed In There was a young girl from PeruWho filled her vagina with glue.She said with a grin,“If they pay to get in,They’ll pay to get out of it, too.”

I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants

My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM You could say she is into strapping young lads.

Tiger woods got in an accident the same reason he lost his last tournament Because of his terrible driving

My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…

What is the definition of torque? When you have to piss with morning wood, you push your dick down so hard that your feet fly out from under you. That's torque.

A guy goes to a costume party wearing only underpants The host says "What are you supposed to be?"The guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my underwear."

What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night? A Polish surname

Middle-aged man looking for companion. If you're looking for honest relationship please call this number. If my wife answers, just hang-up

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

My date saw my bottom shelf tequila selection and made fun of me for being cheap and poor They were definitely cheap shots.