The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What did the zipper say to the dick? Wanna hang out?
She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess So I asked her ... Implants?
What do you call it when a guy cums all over a girls face? Genetic makeup
Hey girl, are you from Iraq? Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
I strongly believe women are like fine wine. They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating? Stem cell research.
A question for every single person on earth . . . . . . What's it like being single?
Me: I can’t do pull-ups or push-ups Wife: But you can do a lot of fuck-ups