The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Hot blond is filling out a form. Where it says "sex" she put "Infrequently". The clerk asked her.... "Is that one word or two?"
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She's got Bad Blood.
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.
Do you want to know the real reason why Santa is so jolly? Its because he knows who all the naughty chicks are.
I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce. And cheese.... I had a pizza.
Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:- 2001 Super Bowl Ring- 2003 Super Bowl Ring- 2004 Super Bowl Ring- 2014 Super Bowl Ring- 2016 Super Bowl Ring- 2018 Super Bowl Ring- 2019 Prostitution Ring
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
I really hate my past self, rumor has it he used to fuck my wife.
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
My Girlfriend I can read my girlfriend's mood by just seeing her hands.Last night I knew she was pissed off when she came walking in with the 9 millimeter in her hands.
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.