The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My uncle died from a turtle stampede It was a slow death
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What's floating above a mass grave? Team spirit
What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring? Genocide
I dont understand why they say cancer is so hard to beat I'm already on stage 4
I didn’t believe it when I read that the cast of “Friends” are reuniting after 20 years. No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
I told my dad I couldn't believe I'd failed my biology exam. He said , I'm your mum.
A Nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She asked. The voice back replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The Nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens and the man says. Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?
Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.