The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.
As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself "I really need to shave my ass"
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
What do you call a grenade dropped in a church? A weapon of Mass destruction
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
"Yeah. Those animals across our southern border have ruined their own country and our trying to invade and ruin ours. With their rampent guns and drugs... their government has become a shambles of nut job military and rich drug addicts who don't care about anyone! Eh?"
A bloke was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder and the judge also ordered him to have his hearing destroyed. I thought it was a bit harsh to be honest, life imprisonment and the deaf penalty
I just found out there is over 1 million battered women in the United States and I’ve been eating them plain the whole time.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”