The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Mass shooting in Soviet Union, government blamed the Nazi. Mass shooting in Europe, government blamed terrorists. Mass shooting in United States, government blamed video games.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
Had to call out of work because of pink eye This weed hit me like a brickwall
An American and a Russian were talking in a bar The American began to boast about his country, claiming it's the land of the free. "I could walk straight up to the White House and shout "Death to the American President" and nothing happens to me." Hearing this the Russian smirked"I too can walk up to the Kremlin and shout " Death to the American President", nothing bad happens to me either"
A guy walks into a costume party wearing nothing buy a pair of blue jeans The host comes up to him and asks, "What are you supposed to be?""I'm a premature ejaculation," he responds."I don't understand.""Oh, I just came in my pants."
What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common? They're both filled with Plastic.
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us