The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
What's the difference between Me and Lung Cancer? My dad didn't beat Lung Cancer.
Why is suicide illegal in china? Destruction of state property
A stunt plane crashed at a cemetery Rescue mission had already discovered 50 dead people
Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi Murder He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
My wife and I had two miscarriages last year, and I believe there should be more jokes about miscarriages so we talk about it more... The only problem is most of the jokes die before you finish delivering them.—————————————————————*The title of the post is true and humor is how I deal with my pain*
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class “The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Dismemberment isn't humorous unless you lose an arm
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated... he burned for three days.
My physicist gf has refused to talk to me since the last time we had sex... Apparently she didn't like the fact that I gave her g a 10