The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My Greek doctor isn’t a physician He’s a gyropractor
My mom pointed at a guy across from our house... ...and said, "Stay away from him, he takes drugs."That's sound advice, I thought to myself. I don't want him taking mine.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beefWhere do you find a cow with no legs?Right where you left itWhat do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beefWhat do you call a cow with one leg? StakeWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom!
Food enters from a pair of cheeks Comes out from a pair of cheeks too!
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.
Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's... Binging and Purging
A have a horrible disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes My doctor says it's terminal,(Told to me by my friend Dave)
A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod. Mourning wood.Original
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
3 hookers are chatting in a bar The first says "I've worked it so much I can fit a squash up there." The second says "that's nothing, I can stick a melon up mine." The third just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.
Dicks never leave a tip. It's the hands' job.
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt... Damn mosquito!!!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Being a plastic surgeon must be hard... Not even a familiar face to keep you company