The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What is the difference between a gun with a bent barrel and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit, and the other can hoot but not shit.
What do you call a guy who jumps off the 3rd floor balcony into the pool and misses? An ambulance
An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the hell am I misspelling color"? A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a you problem".
Donald Trump runs into a bar The bartender asks "hey buddy, why are you all sweaty? Did you ride your bike to get here?" Donald replies "No. Iran."
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
These long quarantines have been so difficult for many marriages. Luckily for me I have an amazing wife. Just last night I woke up to her firmly pressing a pillow against my face to protect me from Covid-19.
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
At a crowded funeral for a popular well known man, the wife stands finally to ask “Would any of you who knew Jim like to say a few words?” An older gentleman from the back shuffled forward, took a deep breathe, and stated loudly “PLETHORA SHITLOAD FUCKTON” The wife hugged the man firmly, and said “Thanks. That means so much.”