The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit.... Teller says, “Can you sign the deposit slip please?”.Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. “Aw crap” he says, “some asshole’s got my pen!”
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A stunt plane crashed at a cemetery Rescue mission had already discovered 50 dead people
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Man was reading his wife's suicide note Then he thought he could be a wonderful writer
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
An old man dies and wakes up in a strange ethereal world. The first thing he sees is another old man with a curvaceous young lady on his lap. ‘This must be heaven!’ he exclaims, ‘Is she your reward?’‘No,’ replies the other old man, ‘We’re in hell and I’m her punishment!’
Who do you go to to get your hair and makeup done during this pandemic? A mortician Do you want an appointment? Keep going outside !
Two Gals were sitting at the corner talking ... One saw her boyfriend coming up the street with a bunch of flowers. "Oh great" she said. " Now I'll have to lay on my back with my legs spread all weekend."Her friend replied "Why ? Don't you have a vase ?"
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
If size doesn't matter... Then why is my wife's dildo not 3 inches long and crooked?
I always turn my room temperature just below 70 degrees before I go to sleep. Why? Because it doesn't get hotter than 69 in my bed.
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it