The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against Vietnam It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.
If God doesn't make mistakes... Then how the heck did I end up here?
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
The man saw a woman standing sheepishly in the corner, avoiding his gaze. He could tell she had butterflies in her stomach as he walked over to her. He took her by the hand, and led her to the door. Saying "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM THE BUTTERFLY EXHIBIT YOU SICK FUCK!"
What do you call a guy with two dicks? Ambidextrous.
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious.
My psychiatrist asked me if anyone else suffered from mental illness in my family. I answered " No they all seem to enjoy it"
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf