The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I don’t trust people that use large format printers. They’re always plotting something.
I go to the doctor and he asks for a stool sample. I pull out a small chair from my bag. The doctor yells at me for wasting his time and kicks me out of his office. I go home still not knowing why I'm shitting furniture. My nightmare continues.
What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
What do you call a girl who is laughing on her period? A happy cramper.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
What do you call a spider that has its left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side A daddy wrong legs
The aliens studying Earth hold a conference. The keynote speaker stands, and after welcoming the attendees and the usual pleasantries, he begins, "Ladies and gentlebeings, for seventy of its years, we have studied this planet... "As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and probe its rectum. After these many years, and thousands or millions of rectal probes, we have definitively learned exactly one thing."One in six of them likes it."
Which knight had a special way of standing during sex? Sir Cum-stance.
My ex used to hit me with musical instruments I didn't know that she had a history of violins.
What do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
Apparently, Marx was right about religion being the opiate of the masses. I just heard someone on the radio talking about mainlining Protestant churches.
I just saw a news headline about an unidentified man found beaten, naked, and unconscious in the park. The report described the man as overweight, unattractive, with a very small penis. ....So anyway, I just called to see if you were okay. Call me back to check-in, worried about you.
What is the difference between a priest and a wire coat hanger? According to the church only one of them harms children.
There are two types of people on Indian roads Traffic Police and a beggar.One doesn't leave you until you give some money and other is the begger.I told this joke to my friend and he was offended because his father was a traffic police. Then we settled the dispute for 25 dollars
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