The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I’m Venezuelan, if I had a dollar for every time people ask me about the political situation in my country I would have enough money to get the hell out of here
A question for men with no penis... How come?
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
My hot neighbor I was excited when my hot neighbor said she would bring me something special last night, it turned out she wanted to gift me models for earth and neptuneShe gave me blue balls and left
Where's John? Ted: Hey Joe, why ain't John working with us today?Joe: He's in the hospital.Ted: That's impossible, I saw him just yesterday dancing with a stripper!Joe: Yeah, his wife saw him too...
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What to do when your mother in law is zigzagging across your backyard? Shoot again.
What does a brothel and the American school system have in common? The workers are under paid, the building probably isn’t up to code and you’re likely to leave thoroughly fucked.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pig? A visit from the FBI and an immediate removal of your government funding
NSFW what'd the sodomite say to his spouse after an argument lets put a plug in it
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.