The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
Trump followed through with his plan to get rid of illegal immigrants By making America so bad they'll leave on their own.
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks? Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.Seriously though, fuck geese.
My Girlfriend wants to put on her makeup. Me: You don't need makeup.GF: Aww thanks Me: You need plastic surgery
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it