The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday, I beat the raining champion.
What’s the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy? One’s a master baiter, the other’s a masturbator!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest dick'this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
Traffic in New York seems like a mass break up No one is moving on
What’s worse? Banging your cousin or your niece? It’s all relative
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.
I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. But let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander? One acts a little, one acts a lottle
A guy sees an attractive girl in a cafe and walks up to her... Without knowing what to say he stood still and just stared at her for a few seconds. After a while he said. "Are you sitting on the F5 key or something cause your ass is refreshing."