The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I got a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions say remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely.
A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween... So I murdered his parents
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
A kid asks his mother: "how come im black and youre white?" She replies: "listen, the way i remember that party, youre lucky you dont bark."
How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
If you would have told me on Nov. 10 2016 that the Trump presidency would end with the economy failing and the country dying.. I would have totally believed you.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day? It's because they can't see sh!t at night.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.