The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I used to brag to my grandson about how many girls I picked up at Auschwitz. He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
A rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane... The plane is full of kids but only has 2 parachutes. The black guy grabs one and bails immediately.Rabbi: Give me the last parachute!Priest: But what about the kids?Rabbi: FUCK THE KIDS!Priest: Do we have time?!
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
People say smoking will give you diseases But how can they say that when it cures salmon!! (Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
"Your kitten killed our Rottweiler." "I'm sorry?" "I said your kitten killed our Rottweiler!" "My cute little kitten? I can't believe it. How?" "He choked on it."
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
Why is prostitution illegal? Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them
Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.