The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!
My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden. No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
My pandemic no-shaving challenge is going great! I haven't shaved before work in months! I also haven't worked in months.
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
What surprise did the artist give to the nun? Unsolicited diptychs
A known and loved goverment official is going car to car The whole of congress has been captured and terrorists are threatening to douse them in gasoline and burn them if we don't fork over $10,000,000,000The man hands him a 10 and asks how much people donate on average.Roughly a gallon was his reply.
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction.I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure.
Today my wife showed me all about the 50 Shades of Gray. Then we picked one. Now I have to paint the bedroom.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.