The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
I touched an open wire, what happened next will shock you.
To celebrate my cake day, here’s a joke that gave me a giggle An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.Dentist: ‘Miss, I believe you’re in the wrong room’.Woman: ‘You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I’m here to have them removed’.
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A man drops his coin into the wishing well... " I wish I had a giant cock!"Wish granted. Cause of death, 2 metre cock shoved up his ass. Giant still at large.
The samurai's autopsy report came back. They found a chink in his armor.
Why aren't there TVs in Afghanistan? Because of the Teliban.
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up