The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"You mean 9 months."Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2."My baby is -26 weeks old!"No, Karen, you miscarried.
I bet Santa spends a lot of time at strip clubs He loves them ho ho ho’s
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Trump wears so much makeup, I think he's hiding something And if his thick foundation is anything like mine, it's probably the bones of a half-dozen hookers.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House? The secret cervix.
So I said to the manager "try before you buy" It still got me kicked out of the sex toy shop.
Our company got called in to a three alarm blaze at a local Salvation Army store today. Thankfully no one was killed, but a couple people almost suffocated on secondhand smoke.
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold. a couple of minutes later...911 what is your emergency?Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!Are the other cubs safe??Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...