The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
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What do you call a French guy with a loaf of bread stuck up his butt? A pain in the ass.
What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.
An actor rehearsing on stage was going on and on about the colors "No, THIS is where you illuminate the stage with sunflower yellow, and HERE is when you fade to chartreuse!" he said, tapping emphatically on the manuscript. Opening day came, and the actor found himself now fully and completely in The lemon-limelight
My dad thought OnlyFans was a webstore that just sold air conditioning units. I suppose you can still find something on there to spin around and blow you.
Idk if this has been done before, I thought of it today in gym class: what’s a baby’s favorite clothing brand? Fruit of the womb
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
A suspected poacher was trampled to death by an elephant then eaten by lions in a South Africa safari park last week. Some hunters claim their work is 'beneficial to the greater animal population'.Well in this case I agree, those lions might have got a bit peckish otherwise.
A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina" The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"
I just bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
A mosquito landed on my balls Hardest decision of my life.
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest. I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.
I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.