The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
I wrote an article about "The top 10 worst places to stick a fork"... The 5th one will shock you!
Yesterday I went rock climbing and the guy above me kept farting. It was by far the worst ass scent I’ve ever had to deal with.
I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said "dust"And that's how the fight started.
My drama professor said I had to write 5,000 words on Robert De Niro I only managed three before his private bodyguards wrenched me off him.
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
Both a surgeon and a tattoo artist have to have a steady hand, With the surgeon it's the difference between life and death, with the tattoo artist it's the difference between a beautiful mermaid and a fat bitch with an fish up her ass
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony? The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.Who is the most popular woman?The one who can eat the last doughnut
Todays News: Russia takes a step towards inclusivity by establishing new task force comprised of Gay/Bi/Pan/Trans/etc enlistees... Introducing: The KGBT
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
What do you call a white supremacist at a BLM rally? An ambulance.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.