The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
The aliens studying Earth hold a conference. The keynote speaker stands, and after welcoming the attendees and the usual pleasantries, he begins, "Ladies and gentlebeings, for seventy of its years, we have studied this planet... "As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and probe its rectum. After these many years, and thousands or millions of rectal probes, we have definitively learned exactly one thing."One in six of them likes it."
What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common? They're both blood sucking parasites.
TIFU my IT job interview when I was asked to give an example of role-based security. Apparently, six ply toilet paper was not the correct answer.
I joined ISIS to help my self esteem issues. Everyone kept telling me “You’re the bomb.”
What did the optimist say when he was pushed off a storey building? so far so goo...
I got home last night to find that all the windows and doors were open and everything was gone. What kind of monster would do this to an advent calendar!?
My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died... She got squashed by a giant crab.
What do you realise when a brain hungry zombie walks straight past you? You need a better education.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Clothes, but no cigar.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.