The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
I checked my bank account and I found out that I have enough money to spend for the rest of my life. Rent? Food? Bills. My account got them covered for the rest of my life. As long as I die on Tuesday.
How ironic. My wife's niece got pregnant... on a pull-out sofa.
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
One man cannot change the world ... Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
Two knights where battling when one of them got both of their feet cut off He was defeated
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”