The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Pussy isn't pizza, dont eat the crustHerpilations 4:20
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more
Heard about the Robert E Lee statue at Duke University campus? [removed]
I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of coins at me I get that you have more money than me, no need to rub it in
The Russians developed a very powerful weapon of mass destruction. Or as they call him, “Agent Orange”.
What do you get if you mix Donald trump and a jew Orange juice
A man walks into a therapists office And the therapist asks what do you think will be going through your head in 3 Years? hopefully a bullet
In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man: *This body is your mother in law, yes?***Yes***How did she die?***Mushroom poisoning***But why does she have 26 stab wounds?***She was refusing to eat them**
The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it's said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by... First taking the intestines out of the goat.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
If cooking one meal doesn’t make you a chief Then sucking one dick shouldn’t make you gay...Right???
Why do girls always have the last word in an argument Cause their the ones with a period
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”