The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
What do you get when you mix divorce checks with counterfeit money? Aliphony!
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.And came home with two cases of beer.
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?They both want to get there before the hair