The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair? A conga line at a cancer clinic
I wont let the load of one small murder weigh me down... ... because I'm a mass murderer.
Samuel L. Jackson is in a field surrounded by 100 rakes. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKING RAKES ON THIS MOTHER-FUCKING PLAIN!"
I don't understand why women like to have so many pillows on the bed.. You need only one to smother your husband.
A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber "What are you doing?" he shouts, "I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
Just watched “Chernobyl”. Turned to my wife and asked if I could put my “Control Rod” into her “RBMK Reactor” She said no and had a complete meltdown.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
Always have a sadistic person light your grill After all, they're literally pro-pain...
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!