The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? It has no atmosphere.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
If the Swan represents happiness, then what bird symbolizes true love? The Swallow.(This is my third anniversary posting this joke on a time line near Valentines. My yearly repost if you will)
My wife said if this post gets 1,000 likes, I can get Anal on my cake day So please upvote because this house hasn’t been cleaned in months and I want it spotless!
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.