The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.