The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.
Thinking about taking a vacation in Australia. I hear it's pretty lit.
Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.
At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!
What should you do when you want to employ a dishonest man with wings to purchase threads of metal that transfer electricity across dangerous swamps? Hire liar flyer Sire Dire Mire Wire Buyer!(I thought of this several years ago. My girlfriend doesn't like it, possibly because I am overly proud of it. Hoping some of you get some enjoyment out if it though!)
Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.