The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
I want to be a baker My great grandfather was a baker, my grandfather was a baker and my dad was a baker.I was bread for this.
Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain. Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..." It's just clique bate.
The local barber just got busted for dealing drugs. I'm shocked. I've been a customer of his for 10 years. Never knew he was a barber, though.
I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic... It was really awkward asking them for a hanger
Cigarettes are like squirrels. Theyre perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.
I lost both arms to a motorcycle accident. I think there’s something wrong with my legs too but I just can’t put my finger on it.
I was meeting my future father in law for the first time... He asked me, "Are you here for my daughter's hand?" In the interest of being honest, I replied, "I'm mostly interested in her vagina." He was taken aback so I quickly added, "but in a pinch her hand'll do the job."
Why didn't the soldier flush the toilet? It wasn't his duty.(Sorry, this was my niece's favorite joke for years)
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.