The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: What font is this?
Me: Hey boss, can I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas? Boss: It’s May.Me: Fine. May I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas?
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
I had to throw out all of my danish currency I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
After getting the windows on my car tinted black, I showed it to my wife. She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"I said, "That's the point."
Wife: Darling, let’s enjoy our weekend this week! Husband: Sounds good! Let’s meet on Monday.
I asked my dad what his parents' generation did to cure boredom before internet and TV existed Neither him nor his 28 siblings had an answer.
A lady goes grocery shopping. So, a lady goes to the grocery store to buy a few things, and she approaches the meat section on the store. She says to the butcher "how much for that pig's head??" To this the butcher replies "ma'am, that's a mirror."
Why did Trump play golf after the election ? Because that’s where the winner has the lowest score.