The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.