The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once
Whst should a man call a wink from his wife ? Wife eye connection.
My local cemetery is working to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer... We’re in grave danger
I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal.. At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.
Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out... No bueno
Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn't working with enough shifts.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.