The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.