The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.