The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don’t get hired, just blame it on your color.
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress I’m going there in-person to see what’s going on
I've been laundering money for a few months now. Seriously, this quarter has been in my washer for months
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
It’s nice to see one New Years resolution is being followed. One month in and the EU has already lost a pound.
A young mosquito tries flying for the first time When the mosquito came back, the mother asks, "how was your first flight dear?" The young mosquito replied, "great mom! Everyone was clapping for me!"
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? only one cause they don't like to share the spot light
Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar. [ERROR 404: NOT FOUND]
My English friend called me from the Storm Area 51 event. According to him, all they got for attending was a bloody t-shirt.
A filthy toothbrush.. One day the toothbrush had enough of it and said “damn, I have the filthiest job in the whole wide world”. The toilet paper replied: “ you sure?”.
Bubonic plague inflames your lymph nodes. But pneumonic plague helps you to remember things
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas