The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was the young Amish woman banished from her community? Two Mennonite
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m’theydy
How do people lose their kids in the mall......? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
A barber in my town was arrested for illegal drug trade. It was shocking, I have been his customer for years. Never knew he was a barber.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.