The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
After nearly a month of trying, my wife finally told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever.
My lord, my client is a liftman and this complainant walked in the elevator wearing low cleavage blouse showing ample amount of her breasts" "Then she caught him checking at them and said angrily'Stop staring at them and press one quickly ' .And my client did exactly that. I rest my case ".
How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duunnnnnnng.
Don't worry if your parachute won't open. You'll have the rest of your life to fix it.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'