The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
I recently decided to apply for Australian citizenship, and I was surprised at some of the questions they asked. Like, they asked if I had ever been convicted of a crime. I had no idea that was still a requirement.
Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties? Because they are formyl group.
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener