The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.