The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.