The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
Where do all the naughty pancakes go? Flipping Hell!
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:- 2001 Super Bowl Ring- 2003 Super Bowl Ring- 2004 Super Bowl Ring- 2014 Super Bowl Ring- 2016 Super Bowl Ring- 2018 Super Bowl Ring- 2019 Prostitution Ring
An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first... After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.
What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!
Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn’t serious. Nobody saw me. Anthony Jeselnik.
An African American woman named Bethany goes to the butchers to see if they have any beef. "No, black Betty. Ham or lamb"
One man cannot change the world ... Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
What do you call the mass distribution of news and information regarding marijuana, as well as the demand for its legalisation? Propaganja. Thank you. I'll let myself out.
Dear Hallmark, Roses are red, violets are blue,Your cards are shit and your movies are too.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.