The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I made the resolution to wash 5 dishes every time I go into my kitchen and it's totally working! I don't go in my kitchen anymore.
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
I am a master of forgery. I have all the certificates to prove it.
Did you know you are not allowed to come to France and buy any bears? All french bears are ours
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.This joke can't even hold itself up...
Have Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ever hung out? I think they would really bond
Whats the difference between drumming and sex? You can drum your fingersbut you cant finger your drums
Went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
People have no respect for others time nowadays Some guy asked me to go sacrifice goats to satan in the woods and they didn’t even show up, incredibly rude.
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.*-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*
I heard that people like self deprecating jokes Too bad I am not good at them
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.