The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
First 4 letters of Nevada is Neva In case you were wondering when they would finish
When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated. She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"
Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.
My psychiatrist said I should focus on inner peace while quarantined by finishing everything left undone... I looked around the house and found half a bottle of merlot, some gin, a litl scotch, som old scriptun of valum adn oxtdkl.