The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do you call a person that sells cow poop? An entre-manure
What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.