The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did we leap from 2k to 4k resolution? Because 3k is racist.
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
What is it called when you get aroused by jumping through windows? Autoerotic Defenestration
"Windows was unable to establish a network connection" "would you like to go online to find further assistance?"
Let me tell you the story about the chicken that breaths throught it's asshole... One day, it sat on a rock and died.The end.
A fat girl was wearing a T-Shirt that said "Guess" on it So I walk up to her and say "385"
I have trouble admitting my mistakes It's not my fault.
I have an alarm in the mornimg But it's to tell me to go to sleep.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $ That's inflation for you.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'