The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)